Morgan freeman does music
Egg whites? Why not egg blacks? End homophobia now!
Pop punk songs make you want to start a fucking riot or leave you crying on the floor there is no in between
Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
me driving in traffic: I am too fast too furious
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
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