what do dogs do
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
my existence just screams “could be a teenager, could actually be several centuries old”
i lied it screams “is eternally a teenager that is actually several centuries old”
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.