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"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

Morgan freeman does music

girl-next-hodor:

Danny Devito with his fursona 

girl-next-hodor:

Danny Devito with his fursona 

xtrytohearmyvoicex:

YUMMY <3

englland:

englland:

Egg whites? Why not egg blacks? End homophobia now!

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we-are-starting-at-the-end:

Pop punk songs make you want to start a fucking riot or leave you crying on the floor there is no in between 

burritno:

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

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trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

unclefather:

me driving in traffic: I am too fast too furious


Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

limey404:

growing up sucks