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"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

dorkycas:

dean winchester meme

↳ favorite outfits [1/6] - gym teacher tracksuit 

hookbillkoopa:

instability-report:

hookbillkoopa:

'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles'

A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell

' 'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles.'

A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell’

A surefire way to let me know you listen to bad music.

Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster was better than the entire discography of The Beatles

followingpeople-bloggingthings:

I went through denial, anger, bargaining and depression so now I’m back to full-blown denial

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

blackhaireverywhere:

crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement

zeroing:

Pointillism

zeroing:

Pointillism

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

urtube:

Apparently when my great grandma first started to use the phone, before picking it up she’d fix her hair before just in case they see her through the phone

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.